Dear Anon,

Yes, but not too much. And that is one hella awkward question….

Um…. I’m pretty sure Link had pants on in that game…. Actually I’m sure that the only time he wasn’t wearing pants or tights was as a wolf….

Um…. I’m pretty sure Link had pants on in that game…. Actually I’m sure that the only time he wasn’t wearing pants or tights was as a wolf….

(Source: zelda-pairing-confessions)

Earrings.

thoughtswhileplayingskywardsword:

Great. Just what a hero who has been fighting for his masculinity since he first stepped out of the forest in tights needs. Accessories.

I’ve always wondered this about Ocarina of Time. Link’s locked in the Sacred Realm for 7 years and what happens? Someone pierces his ears. Navi….

adventuresinanarchy:

what

I’m sorry, but why does this keep happening?
This is not the first picture of its kind…. Wait…..Actually….
It is the same person ruining ALL of the Zelda games and ALL of the pizza!
This is beyond perverse.

adventuresinanarchy:

what

I’m sorry, but why does this keep happening?

This is not the first picture of its kind…. Wait…..Actually….

It is the same person ruining ALL of the Zelda games and ALL of the pizza!

This is beyond perverse.

Know what I just realized is more uncomfortable to see than Zelda porn?

Pokemon porn.

My eyes…….

It bothers me that Mew came first and is #151….

It bothers me that Mew came first and is #151….

I may or may not have both of those ringtones on my phone…. No regrets.

I may or may not have both of those ringtones on my phone…. No regrets.

I have a weird weird craving for Throat Coat Tea…….

Thank goodness I’m a weird kid and happen to own a box.

eddymorino asked:

Happy Birthday! I hope it's fantastic! And if you are dissatisfied with the amount of drinking you do on your 21st, well then let's just make up for it when we play Zelda next year.

It was indeed fantastic! And I am very much looking forward to our marathon Zelda-fest in August. Like you have no idea. :D

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10 Years Ago:

Now:

(Source: alphageek2011)

Also, here is how I’m ringing in my 21st birthday. :)

Oh hey 3 minutes until my 21st birthday. How you doin’? Okay, you’ve had your fun. Now go away and let 12 be here already pleaseandthanks!